This is my life

The morning started well, waking up and stumbling into my slippers. After a few mintues of CNN to jog the brain I went and had a bowl of blueberry cereal which was superb. Still chewing the remnants of the cereal I made my way into the bathroom and into the shower. Note to self, wait 2-3 minutes after eating to take care of personal hygiene. Second note to self, do not wash face first.

I experienced one of the more wretched moments in my short life, that of tasting blueberry cereal and bodywash together in my mouth. As I was scrubbing away I realized what was happening but couldn't stop myself, and I made sure to taste it a big longer because I'm stupid. Then I spit it out and almost retched, and then I laughed in the shower. Because it was gross, but also because I would laugh at someone who did something that stupid. I hope it never happens again.