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Greetings again all, I believe an introduction is in order due to the recent inactivity of this blog. Rest assured I haven't been working or being productive, but my appearance around the job is necessary to sustain the facade of output I maintain.

I have great news! I actually got a promotion and a raise! I almost threw up when I heard the news because if they give raises to people like me than that is a HORRIBLE reflection on the quality of workers they strive towards. But I gladly accepeted it, it was a minor title change and a 3.4% pay increase which is very much appreciated.

It almost makes me think I should start working. Any thoughts? I'll leave the post at this and get back to everyone with more details.