Ode to the tree outside my window

Oh tree
Pretty tree
How freely you sway
No matter the weather.

Like a drunken squid
Waving at me all day
I wish you had more leaves
So you were warmer.

Other trees are bigger
and greener
and less scary-looking
But you're mine.

Oh tree
Don't ever leave me
For if you do
I will cheat on you with your brethren.